lunes, agosto 15, 2005

Wario ,la momia con sentimientos ,sufrio de nostalgia durante la CAMPUS PARTY 2005

-En efecto .Cuando sus creadores jugaron a ser dioses ,creando a Wario ,la momia necrofila no asumieron tambien que estaban creando a un ser vivo con sus inquietudes ,sus temores y sus sentimientos .

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-Que Wario es una momia es algo que aclaramos ya hace unos meses y lo corroboramos con una serie de fotografias y testimonios .No obstante,la campus party 2005 fue un lugar donde la momia Wario fue puesta a prueba ,por primera vez se separaba de sus morsas,sus niños bola ,sus señores Antonio...Los primeros dias todo eran alegrias y jolgorios .Poco a poco ,Wario ,empezo a perder la cordura y de su lengua reanimada empezaron a salir frases tales como " Lo que daria por tener en estos momentos a mi lado a mi morsa ,mi señor Antonio ,mi misterioso...".


-En un gesto de perdida de cordura total ,Wario la momia cogio un destornillador y empezo a grabar en la madera de la mesa los nombres de aquellos seres que tanto apoyo social le proporcionan cada dia y que tanto añoraba:Morsa , Misterioso ,Señor Antonio ....finalmente ,a punto de volverse loco ,y en una de sus multiples salidas con las que se desintoxicaba del aceite GALP de Gus ,se trajo a 2 compañeros suyos de fatigas .

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-Se trajo a 2 momias con las que podiamos mantener largas charlas metafisicas sobre la teoria de la mierda ,ya que al estar muertas sus cadaveres han vuelto a un estado de " Semi-mierda " por lo que ellas saben captar verdaderamente el Karma mierdil .Aqui en esta foto podemos ver a Wario la momia y a mi intentando transportar a estos 2 seres ,dandoles cobijo en la zona de acampada que le toco a nuestro clan ,Aguachumein .


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-Pero no es oro todo lo que reluce .A los pocos dias las momias que trajo Wario empezaron a dar la brasa .Olian a CALDOFRAN lo que unido al aroma de las excavaciones petroliferas patrocinadas por Shell transformaron los ultimos dias de la campus en un verdadero infierno .Las momias saqueaban los dvds que podian y cuando te descuidabas te ponian en la cola de descarga del DC++ 27 gigas de series como " Bang Bus " o "Corridas femeninas " series sobradamente conocidas por la momia jefe :Wario.Este,en un Gesto nada humano,decidio que si las momias eran rechazadas por el clan ,el se las comeria ,para que el ciclo de la mierda se cerrase .Asi que un dia las engancho ,se las llevo al WC y nada mas se supo de ellas .Aqui podemos ver a las 2 momias posando en una de nuestras fotos .Notese como Wario acuna paternalmente a una de las momias ,la mas hijadeputa de ellas por cierto .

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